Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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