she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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