No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize