i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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