people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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