I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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