I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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