He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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