hotel room ftw
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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