school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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