? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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