i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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