State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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