There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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