i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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