Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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