went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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