I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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