i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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