i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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