I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Your penis caused this!
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