the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.