he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.