Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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