It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad