btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!