Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Randomize
