ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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