I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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