I'm really into asian looking animals
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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