I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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