If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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