Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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