remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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