your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's not a walk of shame if you run
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
