absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Less talking, more tequila
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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