talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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