We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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