So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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