You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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