Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
