Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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