Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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