So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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