he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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