i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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