Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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