Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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