I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went