was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we're making bets on your personal life
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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