I just cut my nipple shaving
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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