Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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