Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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