maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I need a beard to bite.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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