Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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