Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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