So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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