Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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