i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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